Visual ephemera...

As Ernesto watched the pants dropping off the girls as they ran towards him he made a mental note to buy more of the cologne he was wearing.

(Source: eroticbwphotography)

Dear Lord! Some evil scientist has developed a breast shrinking ray!

Hell yes.

(Source: erospainter)

The boots, the eyes, the merry widow. I love it when Christmas comes early.

Love the expression on her face. Willing to look past the nipple things.

(via ridiculouslybeautiful)

Agreed.

(Source: koritzee314)

I’m working on the next one. Give me a minute.

(via angellissa)

If she asked me to pass the sugar I didn’t hear her.

(Source: pokies-nips, via spliffy-)

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

(Source: guzda, via will100)

Ladies, here’s a tip:

White tank top, no bra = We’re pretty much good with whatever you want.

(Source: cristania)