Do you ever go back and look at the pictures you’ve “liked” and think…
“What the hell was I drinking that night?”
Do you ever go back and look at the pictures you’ve “liked” and think…
“What the hell was I drinking that night?”

Ok. I get it. You broke the windows. You’re forgiven. Now will you please get up before the neighbors notice?
(via eroticlightbox)
Oooh! Bedazzled!
(Source: cristania)
LEOPARD SKIN! RAWR!
(Source: thechroniclesofarmybarbie)
“Hello Nurse!”
(via m1504)
What was once so young and pretty in “The Mask” has now transformed into a tired and restless harpy. It now desperately seeks to recapture its youth by throwing itself at young men, draining them of their essence until they can offer no more. Then it flees to the next, it’s cries all the shriller and it’s ever diminishing body fat revealing a harrowing gauntness.
(Source: m1504)
You would be deaf from the snoring.
(via cristania)
The scullery maids are clearly bucking for raises.
(Source: bedroomfairytales)
Based on the amount of plastic this could be a Tupperware party.
(Source: cristania)
After years of wondering the reality is underwhelming.
(Source: ajdpme, via whsthatgirl)